Drunk Poet

Katestrawberry

I wanted to drink you a poem, but I’ve had too much to write

I can’t remember the song to the words, and sure as hell can’t rhyme

I’m losing your grasp on reality, as if I had any grip-to begin…

Besides, the Lord says being drunk is a sin, but he’ll just have to forgive

and forget…cuz I’m a crazy poet.

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#alcohol, #humour, #life

Blank

This blinking cursor and blank page is going to cause me rage

My screaming, screeching parrot doesn’t help anything either

I’m going to lose it, it has to be over, just cover my mouth and disengage.

Then there’s the mouse who peeps and keeps running through my house

The only answer coming to my brain is to take a broom and beat his ass

Then all the world’s problems will come to an end and I’ll just take a pass.

#depression, #humour, #life, #mental-health, #poem, #poetry, #rage

Stiletto

 

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Me, me, wanna be

Fancy face and carefree

Oh my, my- with my head held high

Stiletto heels, showing off these thighs

This lady dawned a party dress

And I’ll bite your lips for much less

Stuck on thoughts from a former life

Hope you’re happy with your hapless wife

No, no, no more strife

Mice in your pie! Feel my spite!

Police carried me to the Home

And they don’t let me loose to roam

Padded rooms and bolted doors

Shooting me up with metaphors

Literary genius I wanted to be

Birds slam the window, I’m not free.

#editing, #humour, #life, #literature, #poems, #poetry, #writing

Don’t read this!

Yes, my poems seem dark and dreary. One time I tried a happy verse but it didn’t seem to work.  The clouds blocked the sun, the earth began to shake.The time and space continuum collided and NASA locked me up. Then, the CIA got involved and called me a national threat. They flagged my email, spied on my journal and called the President. All the Heads of State met deciding what to do. They put me in orange, cuffed my hands and threw me in Gitmo. So, I no longer write the happy verse and have begun to curse. You should have heard the words that came out-even the terrorists became afraid-and ran from this little blonde girl.

#barak-obama, #borderline-personality, #bpd, #depression, #funny, #humour, #literature, #poetry, #short-poems, #united-states